Why do all paedophiles have glasses and a beard? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?Frankie Boyle (via sio-pao-pao)
I watched a footage of Saddam being executed and it really make me think, as there’s nothing on the internet that I wouldn’t masturbate to.Frankie Boyle (via asurasdarkness)
Would I Lie to You Series 1 Episode 1
‘When I ran my company, I banned all my staff from buying paperclips’